My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Actual Suicide Prevention
Not sure if this was posted already, but I thought it’d be useful.
this is the most important thing that I have reblogged for a long time.
Most important thing on tumblr in my opinion
i did a thing
I don’t know who is writing all this shit telling what girls can or cannot wear (and disguising it as “trends guys hate”), but I have something to tell you.
a) You are a girl and you have no idea what you are talking about, or;
b) You are a guy and you don’t like women.
I don’t even know why I’m writing this but it just pisses me off to see so much bullshit with the sole purpose of making girls feel uncomfortable.
Just wear what the fuck makes you happy and to hell with anyone being judgmental about it. Real men will like you for what you are, not what you wear.
"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows