“I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.”
—A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via mcmexican)

(Source: insensiblenothingness, via spindriftt)

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

(Source: 2chained, via jones-swan)

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankiehentai, via theonqreyjoy)

tyleroakley:

unimportant:

sorrowdecrease:

3-amsecrets:

this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said

this is important

i fucking love tyra

SLAY.

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, via forever90s)

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

(via -hewastheirfriend)


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